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I've been writing a lot about six-word science fiction stories on my publishing site this week.

You see, Wired magazine hired a few of the best science fiction writers in the whole world, making them write little bitty six-word science fiction stories. Shortest fiction, if you will.

Anyway, here's my six-word story: Exhausted writer flees on lovely rocketship

I think everybody should chip in with a short short short science fiction story. It's like doing push-ups with your brain. And more importantly, we can publish the world's smallest anthology and retire to some tropical island with the proceeds.

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{"commentId":350150,"authorDomain":"gnoleb"}

I finally asked; she didn't answer.

My favorite is still Frank Miller's

With bloodied hands, I say goodbye.

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  • 5 votes
Reply#26 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 12:01 AM EDT
{"commentId":350174,"authorDomain":"azsky13"}

Metalic eyes stared blankly at nothing.

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  • 4 votes
Reply#27 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 12:38 AM EDT
{"commentId":350181,"authorDomain":"elliearroway"}

Human voices had been silenced forever.

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  • 5 votes
Reply#28 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 12:49 AM EDT
{"commentId":350802,"authorDomain":"jasonboog"}

Wow. It sounds so empty when you read it outloud. Great piece...

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  • 1 vote
#28.1 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 7:22 PM EDT
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{"commentId":350198,"authorDomain":"ansab"}

Promiscuous pandas experiment heavily with bioengineering.

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  • 10 votes
Reply#29 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 1:41 AM EDT
{"commentId":350215,"authorDomain":"nck"}

Pandas Prosper Where Others Often Fail;

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  • 8 votes
#29.1 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:01 AM EDT
{"commentId":350654,"authorDomain":"ansab"}

The Pants will revolt once again

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  • 6 votes
#29.2 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 5:21 PM EDT
{"commentId":350782,"authorDomain":"ansab"}

Keep the pajamas on the pandas

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  • 5 votes
#29.3 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 7:11 PM EDT
{"commentId":352837,"authorDomain":"nck"}

Pandas Prancing in the Pajama Parade

Whoops! Where did their Pajamas Go?

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  • 5 votes
#29.4 - Mon Oct 30, 2006 12:51 PM EST
{"commentId":353595,"authorDomain":"ansab"}

Pandas put pajamas on their heads.

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  • 3 votes
#29.5 - Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:59 PM EST
{"commentId":354594,"authorDomain":"nck"}

ha...ha...ha...ha...ha...ha...

I think that was 6, right?

Oh, and so was the second.

I'm sorry, I just had a visual Ansab!

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    #29.6 - Tue Oct 31, 2006 1:31 PM EST
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    {"commentId":350253,"authorDomain":"BitterOldPunk"}

    Immortality is inevitable, Methuselah thought smugly.

    Maybe not SF enough. I'll try again.

    He thought as he died, "Primes..."

    Or maybe

    Asteroid mines are really @!$%#ing dangerous.

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    • 4 votes
    Reply#30 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:22 AM EDT
    {"commentId":350272,"authorDomain":"Condensed"}

    World ends. Well blow me down!

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    • 7 votes
    Reply#31 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 4:13 AM EDT
    {"commentId":350624,"authorDomain":"Ardith"}
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    {"commentId":350320,"authorDomain":"datumax"}

    Nuclear Missiles Will be Landing Shortly.

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    • 4 votes
    Reply#32 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:38 AM EDT
    {"commentId":350341,"authorDomain":"djin"}

    Parasites Creep From Below The Ground

    The Keyboard Killed My Biological Parents

    Someone Stole My Favorite Socks...Gremlins!

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    • 3 votes
    Reply#33 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 12:01 PM EDT
    {"commentId":350367,"authorDomain":"Ardith"}
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    {"commentId":350380,"authorDomain":"paddy"}

    "But grandpa said it was blue!"

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    • 6 votes
    Reply#35 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 12:42 PM EDT
    {"commentId":350515,"authorDomain":"nck"}

    What Fun We Had; Now Over

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    • 3 votes
    Reply#36 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:51 PM EDT
    {"commentId":350542,"authorDomain":"jasonboog"}

    The fun will never end!

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    • 3 votes
    #36.1 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:14 PM EDT
    {"commentId":350582,"authorDomain":"nck"}

    White Wine - Brandy - Cigar? Bad Combination?

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    • 4 votes
    #36.2 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:48 PM EDT
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    {"commentId":350517,"authorDomain":"nck"}

    All aboard; Trains, Planes, Water Boards?

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    • 5 votes
    Reply#37 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:56 PM EDT
    {"commentId":350577,"authorDomain":"yasmin"}

    Once upon a time Death smiled.

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    • 7 votes
    Reply#38 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:44 PM EDT
    {"commentId":350632,"authorDomain":"nck"}

    Death slowly turned toward him: GOTCHA!

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    • 9 votes
    #38.1 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 4:57 PM EDT
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    {"commentId":350655,"authorDomain":"ansab"}

    Monkeys experimenting with highly unstable radioactivity

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    • 5 votes
    Reply#39 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 5:23 PM EDT
    {"commentId":350714,"authorDomain":"warners"}

    Piercing screams from mouthless faces come.

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    • 2 votes
    Reply#40 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:20 PM EDT
    {"commentId":350805,"authorDomain":"jasonboog"}

    Great Harlan Ellison reference!

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    • 1 vote
    #40.1 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 7:24 PM EDT
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    {"commentId":350715,"authorDomain":"warners"}

    Bloody tears escape from irisless eyes.

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    • 3 votes
    Reply#41 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:21 PM EDT
    {"commentId":350970,"authorDomain":"yasmin"}

    Lifeless on the checkered floor, Malibu Barbie.

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    • 3 votes
    #41.1 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:15 PM EDT
    {"commentId":350973,"authorDomain":"warners"}

    [laughs]

    Are you making fun of me?

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    • 2 votes
    #41.2 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:17 PM EDT
    {"commentId":350997,"authorDomain":"yasmin"}

    No! I swear it was the first thing that popped in my head. :p

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    • 3 votes
    #41.3 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:33 PM EDT
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    {"commentId":350722,"authorDomain":"warners"}

    Swallowed unknown seeds, what will become?

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    • 3 votes
    Reply#42 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:26 PM EDT
    {"commentId":350724,"authorDomain":"warners"}

    Gnarled vines slithering from orifices swiftly.

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    • 3 votes
    Reply#43 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:27 PM EDT
    {"commentId":350735,"authorDomain":"warners"}

    With predagogues chasing she becomes empowered.

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    • 3 votes
    Reply#44 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:33 PM EDT
    {"commentId":350741,"authorDomain":"chill888"}

    rwarner

    more fun when u give it one good attempt not a scattershot

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    • 4 votes
    Reply#45 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:37 PM EDT
    {"commentId":350763,"authorDomain":"warners"}

    pardon moi, so sorry I wrote one and they kept coming to me. Won't happen again. I really didn't feel they were scatter-shot though. Anyway, I apologize.

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    • 4 votes
    #45.1 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:52 PM EDT
    {"commentId":350807,"authorDomain":"jasonboog"}

    Thanks for writing, rwarner. It's all been fun.

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    • 1 vote
    #45.2 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 7:26 PM EDT
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    {"commentId":350753,"authorDomain":"JBlack"}

    My wife came up with:

    All men saved by a woman.

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    • 6 votes
    Reply#46 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:45 PM EDT
    {"commentId":350814,"authorDomain":"jasonboog"}

    Thanks to everybody who came out writing so far. It's really cool to scroll through this homemade anthology of 6-word stories. I'll be linking to the whole story list on my publishing blog tomorrow. This is such a great show of community writing chops. It's been fun...

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    • 3 votes
    Reply#47 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 7:32 PM EDT
    {"commentId":350968,"authorDomain":"clearcache"}

    With a click we were deleted.

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    • 4 votes
    Reply#48 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:15 PM EDT
    {"commentId":350975,"authorDomain":"warners"}

    oooh, thats a good one.

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    • 3 votes
    #48.1 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:18 PM EDT
    {"commentId":351000,"authorDomain":"clearcache"}

    Yeah - this was a fun exercise. I haven't done any creative writing since ... filling out my taxes last year.

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    • 4 votes
    #48.2 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:35 PM EDT
    {"commentId":351010,"authorDomain":"Sarcophilus"}

    memoirs of a deleted meme

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    • 3 votes
    #48.3 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:40 PM EDT
    {"commentId":351441,"authorDomain":"jasonboog"}

    That was a good series. With the speed and information glut of the Internet, maybe our kids will only read six word novels--maybe that's all people will have patience for!

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    • 1 vote
    #48.4 - Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:48 AM EST
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    {"commentId":350993,"authorDomain":"Sarcophilus"}

    do we have to count articles?

    [the] Lizard-men [of] Xenor Felled [by a] Blind Assassin

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    • 3 votes
    Reply#49 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:30 PM EDT
    {"commentId":351004,"authorDomain":"warners"}

    I've been counting articles, but not counting them is fun too. Good one.

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    • 3 votes
    #49.1 - Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:37 PM EDT
    {"commentId":351439,"authorDomain":"jasonboog"}

    no complaints here!

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    • 1 vote
    #49.2 - Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:46 AM EST
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    {"commentId":351109,"authorDomain":"georgejmyersjr"}

    Earth cracks, Moon swings, humans left?

    Asteroid hit, becomes bit, end story.

    Zero ground, time shift, Foghorn's Freehold.

    Sun spits, Earth tips, mammals rumble.

    Venus wakes, Earth quakes, Poles spoil.

    Clarke predicts, 2001 hits, memory forever.

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    • 5 votes
    Reply#50 - Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:47 AM EDT
    {"commentId":351834,"authorDomain":"tromba"}

    Here's one:

    Discovered too late: aliens eat us.

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    • 4 votes
    Reply#51 - Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:20 PM EST
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