I've been writing a lot about six-word science fiction stories on my publishing site this week.
You see, Wired magazine hired a few of the best science fiction writers in the whole world, making them write little bitty six-word science fiction stories. Shortest fiction, if you will.
Anyway, here's my six-word story: Exhausted writer flees on lovely rocketship
I think everybody should chip in with a short short short science fiction story. It's like doing push-ups with your brain. And more importantly, we can publish the world's smallest anthology and retire to some tropical island with the proceeds.
I finally asked; she didn't answer.
My favorite is still Frank Miller's
With bloodied hands, I say goodbye.
Metalic eyes stared blankly at nothing.
Human voices had been silenced forever.
Promiscuous pandas experiment heavily with bioengineering.
Pandas Prosper Where Others Often Fail;
The Pants will revolt once again
Keep the pajamas on the pandas
Pandas Prancing in the Pajama Parade
Whoops! Where did their Pajamas Go?
Pandas put pajamas on their heads.
ha...ha...ha...ha...ha...ha...
I think that was 6, right?
Oh, and so was the second.
I'm sorry, I just had a visual Ansab!
Immortality is inevitable, Methuselah thought smugly.
Maybe not SF enough. I'll try again.
He thought as he died, "Primes..."
Or maybe
Asteroid mines are really @!$%#ing dangerous.
World ends. Well blow me down!
Nuclear Missiles Will be Landing Shortly.
Parasites Creep From Below The Ground
The Keyboard Killed My Biological Parents
Someone Stole My Favorite Socks...Gremlins!
"But grandpa said it was blue!"
What Fun We Had; Now Over
White Wine - Brandy - Cigar? Bad Combination?
All aboard; Trains, Planes, Water Boards?
Once upon a time Death smiled.
Death slowly turned toward him: GOTCHA!
Monkeys experimenting with highly unstable radioactivity
Piercing screams from mouthless faces come.
Bloody tears escape from irisless eyes.
Lifeless on the checkered floor, Malibu Barbie.
[laughs]
Are you making fun of me?
No! I swear it was the first thing that popped in my head. :p
Swallowed unknown seeds, what will become?
Gnarled vines slithering from orifices swiftly.
With predagogues chasing she becomes empowered.
rwarner
more fun when u give it one good attempt not a scattershot
pardon moi, so sorry I wrote one and they kept coming to me. Won't happen again. I really didn't feel they were scatter-shot though. Anyway, I apologize.
My wife came up with:
All men saved by a woman.
With a click we were deleted.
oooh, thats a good one.
Yeah - this was a fun exercise. I haven't done any creative writing since ... filling out my taxes last year.
memoirs of a deleted meme
do we have to count articles?
[the] Lizard-men [of] Xenor Felled [by a] Blind Assassin
I've been counting articles, but not counting them is fun too. Good one.
Earth cracks, Moon swings, humans left?
Asteroid hit, becomes bit, end story.
Zero ground, time shift, Foghorn's Freehold.
Sun spits, Earth tips, mammals rumble.
Venus wakes, Earth quakes, Poles spoil.
Clarke predicts, 2001 hits, memory forever.
Here's one:
Discovered too late: aliens eat us.
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